Attraction Killer 2 – Just Say No

Recently I cam across a photo of the singer Kesha at the beach sporting a pair of grannie panties. Normally I don’t spend much time focusing on celebrities, but when I saw this photo I figured it was a perfect example to learn from.  I do not know a single man that is attracted to grannie panties. In fact, I would go as far as to say that grannie panties are actually kryptonite to every male libido.

On behalf of all men, I am begging all women to

Just Say No To Grannie Panties

I know women may feel more comfortable in grannie panties, but if you want to attract a man or keep a man in a relationship please avoid these attraction killer undergarments at all cost.  If you don’t like thongs, then how about some cute booty shorts, even some lower cut full back panties can be cute.  Can’t pull off a bikini, not a problem there are lots of sexy one piece bathing suits. Whatever you do, do not buy a pair of grannie panties.  No matter how many women tell you that it is the new style, it will never be an attractive style for men. EVER!

Please tell your friends, your relatives and everybody else that you love, we all must come together to fight this terrible tragedy that takes hold of unsuspecting individuals.  You never know when it will strike. One day you may be wearing a cute thong and the next slapping on a pair of grannie panties.  The sad thing is you will be shocked when your boyfriend says “I have to go, I forgot I have something to do early in the morning” once he sees you wearing them.  Don’t let this happen to you!

If that doesn’t convince you of the evil that can come from wearing a pair, then consider this.  If you find wearing grannie panties acceptable, then your partner may resort to fighting back.  Meaning he will begin to wear the tighty whities or perhaps even worst the banana hammock.

You have the power to stop this terrible cold war from ever happening.  Just say no to grannie panties.


Paul Wright


8 thoughts on “Attraction Killer 2 – Just Say No

  1. Jenn
    May 4, 2011 at 12:31 am

    I wouldn’t completely agree with your passionate plea to rid of granny panties. Speaking as a woman, during that time of the month when, not only do you want to feel comfortable, but PMS is leaving you feel tired, crampy, bloated, and unattractive, granny panties just feel comforting to wear.

    However, for the rest of the month, I know I always feel more confident and sexy when I wearing lingerie. I wear it for myself to feel good and I like the idea of knowing that, at any impulsive moment, I could take off my clothes and know any man would get aroused seeing me look so good (without being completely naked).

    Being a woman is a complex thing. If the granny panties need to come out for a couple of days a month, I think that’s fine. What’s not fine is getting into a rut and not putting effort into looking, and feeling good.

  2. dana
    May 9, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    I have to agree with Jenn. There are reasons why younger women who aren’t grannies do wear granny pants such as during that time of the month.

  3. Amanda
    May 11, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    I have to agree with the girls on this one. It’s not all about what men thinks, it is about our comfort too. But I have to agree the pictures of Kesha(?) aren’t flattering.

  4. May 17, 2011 at 4:00 pm

    Well ladies, I hear what you are saying. Comfort is important. What I’m trying to say is perhaps women can choose another type of under garment that doesn’t go all the way up to her armpits.

    Of course a woman can wear a pair of panties that are comfortable, but can you just keep the waistband around the waist line. That way women can remain comfortable and men can remain happy.

  5. Jenniczyk
    May 19, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    I feel like this is perfect material for a t-shirt campaign. And although I understand what the girls are saying, I still feel like there are acceptable alternatives other than traditional grannie panties to wear during the time of the month. I agree with Paul – a higher waistband does not mean better protection. Anything other than a thong should do the trick.

  6. Jen
    May 24, 2011 at 10:08 pm

    I agree that those kind of panties are not a good sight. But on the other hand, aren’t girls entitled to wear comfortable outfits. Maybe the answer here is a compromise. Girls will agree to not wear those unsightly outfits but guys should also do the same thing. I mean come on, guys can sometimes be a pain in the eyes too.

  7. Christine
    September 10, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    i totally agree with jen. men are so quick to judge a woman and complain about what is sexy vs what isn’t… generally men could stand to step up their style and sex appeal up a notch or ten. particularly the out of shape beer gut who expect a perfect body on a woman.

  8. admin
    October 27, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    Thanks to everyone for leaving your comments. I have posted a reply at the link below:

    Keeping those comments coming and all the guys at Decoding Men will respond back.

    Paul Wright

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