We at decoding men, know how much women love to smell pretty. Sure those beautiful flowery fragrances smell nice for women, but that is where the problem lies. They are fragrances created with women in mind, not men. No man will deny that you smell nice, but the real question you need to ask him is “Does this fragrance attract him?”
Chances are fairly high a guy won’t even notice it, because the fragrance is for women. That is why we decided to pick up the reigns on creating a perfume for women that will actually attract men. A fragrance that will turn heads immediately when you enter a room. Have men follow you with an irresistible desire to want to meet you.
A Perfume Made For Women, That Is Strong Enough To Attract Men
Have a man in your life already, even better. Would he rather spend his time watching tv, then creating a romantic night with you. Add one spray of these fragrances and he won’t ever be able to resist you again. Watch as he turns off that tv, and follows you wherever you want him to go. Finally get the attention you deserve.
Or perhaps he isn’t treating you the way you want him too. No problem! Spray on some of this fragrance, take your partner out for a walk, once he sees how much attention you get from other men, he will become desperate to make you stay. That’s right, your new fragrance and the attention from other men will actually cause him to treat you the way you want.
The first four fragrances we are working on is Irresistible Honey Bacon, Man Lover Pizza, Weak In The Knees Turkey & Gravy and Hypnotic Beer. As I have said these fragrances may not sound like something women would like, but remember you are not trying to attract women, you are trying to attract men. Now you just need the tools to make you irresistible to any man.
Decoding Men a company designed to help make a woman’s life with men easy!
Sincerely,
Paul Wright
paulwright@decodingmen.com
LOL I love this post. Except… I’m not sure whether you’re being sarcastic or serious 😐
It kind of reminds me of Jughead and Ethel from Archie Comics.
i remember reading an article where there are two types of fragrances men find attractive. One was flower-based, but I can’t remember the other one. The findings were published from a study. So are you saying the men lied in the study 😮
I disagree. Irresistible Honey Bacon sounds too good NOT to try. What about Festive Football Leather or the classic, New (Expensive) Car Smell?
This is funny. Imagine smelling like pizza or turkey or worse, beer. Haha!! Your man surely will be mesmerized by your smell.
I have a friend that was baking cookies right before bed for her kid’s class. She took the cookies out of the oven just before getting in bed and some of the aroma clung to her. It really got her man’s attention!